Stand-up comic, Actor, Co-Creator of and Billy Shoemaker on the truTV series Those Who Can't, and lead yapper in rock n' roll outfit SPELLS.
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TONIGHT, DENVER!!! HI-DIVE!! KICK ASS SHOW!! Come dance with us in @spellsrules when we open for… https://t.co/pdkrqdIyyc
22 hours ago / 1 Retweets / 2 Likes
I like my bondage clubs like I like my cribbage: with a lot of aggressive pegging.
1 days ago / 5 Retweets / 36 Likes
All these wildfires have made LA a full sensory experience. Sights, sounds, smells, and, now, taste. Finally, a city with air you can chew.
4 days ago / 3 Retweets / 30 Likes
Hey, Denver! This is your next chance to dance with us in @spellsrules! What a lineup! Be at Hi… https://t.co/clXjmP3434
5 days ago / 0 Retweets / 3 Likes
I get it, bullying is out. But can we at least bring back peer pressure? At least it was about inclusiveness.
7 days ago / 3 Retweets / 28 Likes
Driving around Maine gives the impression that the US economy is powered solely by karate dojos and funeral services.
7 days ago / 5 Retweets / 68 Likes